Finding neverlove

I fight the sheets of wonder, as my love spares my bare pages into nakedness and then I find, between dusty nights, that my soul can’t stand the book of intimacy and lovers. The days of free smiles for everyone have been torn away by the nicotine toxic effect of the cigarettes I wear on the depths of my purse. I hate men, they hate me, I smoke and fuck them off for free.

"Me:I like you, I like you , I like you, how are you?
Idiot1: Ok, cool, when can I fuck you?"

"Me: I believe I am not ready to become a mistress , you see, the boundary between love and sex is quite weak and it takes an arbitrary intervention for the destiny to settle down things.
Idiot2: I believe you are right, I want to fuck you, that's true, your lips are so rare and gentle I can't take my eyes of them, your carnal smile gives me the pleasure of taking everything with you from behind, but guess, we have something more than a fuck
Me: God knows.. at least you don't have kids.
Idiot2: Who says I don't?"

"Idiot3: How are you? It's been years since we haven't talked.Are you in Bucharest?
Me: Hey dude, yes, still here, sweating the life out of me, it's so hot
Idiot3: You're hot, are you free for tonight?
Me: Mhm, guess I am , nine o'clock?
Idiot: How about midnight at your place?"

"Me: I need some help.I'm looking for a certain book I can't find.
Idiot4: Great, I m open, undress and ask me whatever"

"idiot5: Should I bring the Johnny?
Me: I'm not in the mood for alcohol, who needs alcohol, it's nine o'clock in the evening
idiot5: Well I'd like to get you drunk and take advantage of you.
Me:You are an asshole!
idiot5: An asshole you'd like to fuck"


"Me: We shouldn't make out, we're friends, I don't mix things off.
idiot6: Oh common, we're the deepest friends ever to imagine.
Me: And you have a cool girlfriend.
idiot6: Yeah, but she's home"

"Me: I don't get it, I really don't.How can't we stop fighting for awhile, why do you feel the need to always criticize , sometimes I really need you to shut up and just understand.
idiot7: Love is an affair my dear, don't you get it, by the time you start losing your interest, your investment is off"

Why associate men with large animals when they're just an asshole standing in the way?